Who We Were

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Students

2

Postdoctoral fellows

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Crew

Postdoctoral Fellows

Go Blue!

Growing Vegetables

35%

Euchre

90%

Bar Trivia

35%

Running

50%

Reading on the Beach

100%

Katelyn Green, Ph.D.

Postdoctoral Fellow | Human Genetics
Postdoctoral Fellow | Chemistry

02/2021 – 09/2021

Next Position: Training the next generation

Did I unplug my flat iron?

Britney’s free!

Eating Vegetables

Watching Trashy TV

100%

Baking

50%

Cats

100%

Pizza Parties

100%

Alyssa English, Ph.D.

Postdoctoral Fellow | Human Genetics
Neurology Fellow | Neuroscience T32 Program

11/2020 – 05/2022

Next Position: Medical Writer at MMS Holdings

Undergraduate Students

What did one DNA strand say to the other? Stop copying me!

Asking Questions

100%

Mashed Potatoes

Marvel Universe

95%

Pets

30%

Jollof Rice Parties

100%

Patricia Woghiren

Summer Undergraduate Research Fellow
UM IRACDA Program
Eastern Michigan University

06/2023 – 08/2023

Next position: Biochemistry Student at EMU

It ought to be known I advocated for a more bleak epithet for undergraduates

I traded bartending for this and thankfully it is still just mixing things in a container

The Ivory Tower of Academia

100%

Integrating and Differentiating

50%

Bothering Europeans

85%

Libation Producing

90%

Reticence

15%

Seafood Tower Parties

100%

Nicolas Kamel

B.S. Mathematics
LSA Honors Program
University of Michigan

08/2022 – 03/2024

Next position: Getting rich at Goldman Sachs